John Doe:
Noticed you posted the "Blonde Year in Review"...I'm SURE we have some blonde readers....hope you didn't offend any of them (of course, they would have to learn how to read first, a computer is not as easy to use as a "See and Say")
Coop Man
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Polish Sausage
by Jim_TX in"in what aisle could i find the polish sausage?
the clerk looks at him and says, "are you polish?
the guy, clearly offended, answers, "well, yes i am.
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Demotivational Humor
by Coop Man infound this and laughed uncontrollaby!!!
hope i'm not the only one who finds humor in the caption!
if you do laugh, you will burn!!!
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Coop Man
OOPS!!! Here is the pic
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Demotivational Humor
by Coop Man infound this and laughed uncontrollaby!!!
hope i'm not the only one who finds humor in the caption!
if you do laugh, you will burn!!!
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Coop Man
Found this and laughed uncontrollaby!!! Hope I'm not the only one who finds humor in the caption! If you do laugh, YOU WILL BURN!!! (Or die at Armageddon!!!!)
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Children are so.....honest!
by Coop Man intrue story!!!.
my son came home from school (first grade) and had the nerve to tell his mother that he was going to hit her in the nuts!
she was, of course, extremely upset and called me at work, letting me know i had the responsibility to take care of this mess.
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Coop Man
TRUE STORY!!!
My son came home from school (first grade) and had the nerve to tell his Mother that he was going to hit her in the nuts! She was, of course, extremely upset and called me at work, letting me know I had the responsibility to take care of this mess. When I got home, I explained the whole "women don't have nuts" first, asked him where he heard the phrase etc.....after a lengthy discussion my boy looks at me, and with all seriousness asks:
Should I have said balls?
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Are You a "Mess" Since Leaving The Organization or Are You OK?
by minimus inmost people have left the organization because of emotional issues.
the feeling that there is no real love or fellow feeling seems to get at people.
it gnaws at them.
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Coop Man
Mess isn't exactly the word for it.....
Tired of these damned nightmares about Armageddon coming and watching my 3 young children die. Tired of feeling guilty every time my Mother (who is dying of breast/liver/spinal/brain cancer) calls me and reminds me of how important it is to be a Jehovah's Witness because the future of my children at Armageddon depend on me....
Just plain old tired....
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JW cannots........
by Nan ini couldn't believe this list of cannots that jws have to adhere to!
i already knew about the holidays, blood tranfusions, the pledge, etc.
there's maybe one or two that i would agree are for your own good, but the rest are ridiculous!!
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Coop Man
Cannot Celebrate Mothers Day
Cannot Celebrate Fathers Day........
Hmmmm....I KNOW there is a scripture that says we are to honor our mother/father....
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What are some of the wackiest comments you've heard at a meeting?
by doodle-v innearly every cong has few goofballs who you can always count on to give some really off the wall comments during a meeting.
i remember one sister in particular who would give incredibly loooooooooooooooooong comments lasting 5 minutes at least!
lol!
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Coop Man
I've got a few goofy ones:
A question was asked "If someone at the door wishes you a Merry Christmas, what would a proper response be?", and an older Sister in the hall raised her hand, grabbed a hold of the mic, and said "I always wish them a Happy New Year".....
A question was asked during the Watchtower Study about defaming or bringing reproach on Gods' Name, and the conductor wanted a few examples. A young boy in the hall, around 5 or 6 years old, raised his hand and gave the answer "Daddy says God Dammit". Yall can just imagine the embarassment the boys father went thru that day!
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Desert Island Discs
by nicolaou indesert island discs is a uk radio show which has been running since 1942. the idea was to interview personalities who would become "castaways".
they would be sent to a desert island with a choice of 10 pieces of music (and the means to play them), 1 piece of literature (excluding the bible or the works of shakespeare) and the choice of taking 1 luxury item.. so let's play!.
my 10 musical choices:.
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Coop Man
Music:
Pink Floyd : The Wall
Elton John : Mad Man Across the Water
America: Americas Greatest Hits
I Mother Earth : Dig
The Tragically Hip : Day for Night
Carley Simon : Tapestry
Johnny Cash : Live from Fulsom Prison
Marvin Gaye : Trouble Man
Soundgarden : Superunknown
Billy Idol : Rebel Yell
Literature : Idiots Guide to Surviving on a Deserted Island
Luxury : Fishing Pole
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Silent elder at my door
by JH inan elder and his wife were in my apartment building this morning.
i live on the 3rd (top floor) and i heard someone walking up the stairway very slowly and silently.
so i went out the back door, down the staircase and up the front staircase where they were, and i saw them at the neighbors door, 3 feet away from mine.
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Coop Man
They didn't knock on your door?! How lucky can you get! Hope you're just as lucky with the lottery tickets....
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Caption Competition!!!!!
by Gadget ini noticed this christian shop when i was up at my aunts in scotland a few weeks ago, what do you think?
any good captions for it?
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Coop Man
Confessionals tonight, come in, blow a wad, but leave all cash at home.